![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_3b4b820f764d46d38a834e0be825de8f~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_3b4b820f764d46d38a834e0be825de8f~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![Picasso and Me](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_3b4b820f764d46d38a834e0be825de8f~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_3b4b820f764d46d38a834e0be825de8f~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
Picasso and Me
Yes, I'm a romantic. No, I'm not practicing. I think I've been jaded, and that's not uncommon in one's thirties. I've learned a lot...
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_ac5432f6275f4d499c904e9c23566b25~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_ac5432f6275f4d499c904e9c23566b25~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![Contender](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_ac5432f6275f4d499c904e9c23566b25~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_ac5432f6275f4d499c904e9c23566b25~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
Contender
I coulda been, pal! Read my lips, and know I was... I was a real champ...
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_c323523d15ee4aea944ac59cd7c4e74e~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_c323523d15ee4aea944ac59cd7c4e74e~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![Donald Judd](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_c323523d15ee4aea944ac59cd7c4e74e~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_c323523d15ee4aea944ac59cd7c4e74e~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
Donald Judd
Poetry is lame, say what you mean dumb kid, please. Don't hide in the words.
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_bd6019752a874db7b29f45ea73f384f8~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_bd6019752a874db7b29f45ea73f384f8~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![I'm a Renaissance Man](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_bd6019752a874db7b29f45ea73f384f8~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_bd6019752a874db7b29f45ea73f384f8~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
I'm a Renaissance Man
I like Jiu-Jitsu, that makes me manly to some, I cry alone, sir.
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_79e609886f6a4fcd973d9d936de292c2~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_79e609886f6a4fcd973d9d936de292c2~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![Art is for Pussies](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_79e609886f6a4fcd973d9d936de292c2~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_79e609886f6a4fcd973d9d936de292c2~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
Art is for Pussies
Can't we just lift weights? Thinking's good, but it's for wimps. I'm about the strong.
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_a3efb48058e342028e981decfe6d0f39~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_a3efb48058e342028e981decfe6d0f39~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![O'Keeffe and Prince](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_a3efb48058e342028e981decfe6d0f39~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_a3efb48058e342028e981decfe6d0f39~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
O'Keeffe and Prince
I think of sex lots. I see vaginas in clouds... I need, I need, I...
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_423dcb06f78a44b7bb8bbe9bf7a2bce6~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_423dcb06f78a44b7bb8bbe9bf7a2bce6~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![F.U.R.P.](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_423dcb06f78a44b7bb8bbe9bf7a2bce6~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_423dcb06f78a44b7bb8bbe9bf7a2bce6~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
F.U.R.P.
Art is for chumps, pal. Drink the Kool-Aid like I did. You won't be sorry.
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_862da03240f74f3e953e0e97a483f817~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_862da03240f74f3e953e0e97a483f817~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![Wild Horse](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_862da03240f74f3e953e0e97a483f817~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_862da03240f74f3e953e0e97a483f817~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
Wild Horse
I am a wild horse, and the barn is burning now, so I neigh at God.
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_5193bcbe5a244a528541c5e55f5597bb~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_5193bcbe5a244a528541c5e55f5597bb~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![Art Jokes](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_5193bcbe5a244a528541c5e55f5597bb~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_5193bcbe5a244a528541c5e55f5597bb~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
Art Jokes
What happened to jokes? World became afraid to laugh. Boring people bore...
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_7cb29e3fd1fa402eb08de55e98aca1ce~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_250,h_250,fp_0.50_0.50,q_30,blur_30,enc_auto/a1901c_7cb29e3fd1fa402eb08de55e98aca1ce~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
![Smoking Kills and Art Saves](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a1901c_7cb29e3fd1fa402eb08de55e98aca1ce~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_700,h_906,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90,enc_auto/a1901c_7cb29e3fd1fa402eb08de55e98aca1ce~mv2_d_2550_3300_s_4_2.webp)
Smoking Kills and Art Saves
They say smoking kills, and I say life not that long, but it sucks to hack up blood.