Picasso and Me
Yes, I'm a romantic. No, I'm not practicing. I think I've been jaded, and that's not uncommon in one's thirties. I've learned a lot...
Contender
I coulda been, pal! Read my lips, and know I was... I was a real champ...
Donald Judd
Poetry is lame, say what you mean dumb kid, please. Don't hide in the words.
I'm a Renaissance Man
I like Jiu-Jitsu, that makes me manly to some, I cry alone, sir.
Art is for Pussies
Can't we just lift weights? Thinking's good, but it's for wimps. I'm about the strong.
O'Keeffe and Prince
I think of sex lots. I see vaginas in clouds... I need, I need, I...
F.U.R.P.
Art is for chumps, pal. Drink the Kool-Aid like I did. You won't be sorry.
Wild Horse
I am a wild horse, and the barn is burning now, so I neigh at God.
Art Jokes
What happened to jokes? World became afraid to laugh. Boring people bore...
Smoking Kills and Art Saves
They say smoking kills, and I say life not that long, but it sucks to hack up blood.
