Hey there, Tasty fans! We have for you today, a diagram of the common North Shore Lady. I have below the letters defined as corresponding to the document above. They are as follows, A) Oddly beautiful eyes. B) Smokes all the time, and double time when drinking (which is every day, kid). C) Always sports a Patriot's sweatshirt, because no team will ever surpass the Pats. D) Wears leggings bought from Target, and probably shouldn't. E) Usually accompanied by an illegitimate child. F) Will fight at the drop of a hat, especially if you're fucking with her cousin, Caspah. G) Takes her Dunk's with two cream and two sugars, and doesn't give a rat's ass about littering... what, you want some of this, kid? Well, do yah? Why don't you take a hike, chief.